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[edskillz]

Honestly I wanted to battle cats like Munetsi and other H-Town kings,
anyway i'll just warm up for now... we can rumble latter...

EYO!!!H-Town is on fire now,the battle call is out//
I'm still trynna figure out how ya cats spit with closed mouths//
How can ya'all beef with me,when yuh suffer from gout
The only way ya can win this is when yo bad breath knocks me out
I heard dumb bells leaves yu breathless in a lyrical workout
I came PREPARED to battle a soldier,not yuh boy scout
Anyway yuh missed yo FIRST BALL,I took yo wicket in this over
Are yuh fully grown or yuh're just a toddler?
Anyway,a century is a thousand years away
This is supposed to be an ODI,hey?
I guess i'll take yo eMOTIONal picture with my lyrical camcorder/
Yo flow is too fluid Zim hova,now its slipin over
"Rap needs me like girls needs SANITARY PADS"
My lines are weapons ,i got artillery words
Going against ED will leave yuh worn out like RE-threads
I'll scratch yuh like a CD,cut yo lights out like shades
What yuh say in a whole verse,i say it in 2 words
GOOD N' AVERAGE,not worth front page coverage
Yuh must be a rugby playa cuz yo score is a TRY
pardon the way i spit with zeal like the prophet MALACHI
Yuh can document this verse punch my lines an' file 'em
I confess to GENOCIDE i got bodies I'll pile 'em
In some mass grave,thats the burial they deserve
I'm the CHEF of this rap,MURDER is on da ,menu i serve
GOD forgive 'em lost souls, i try to SAVE some/
They came with da crown,but as tha barber had to SHAVE some/
Them flows were too SHALLOW like Young Hova's WEAKNESS
So i have to knock on their doors like a JeHOVA's WITNESS
Could'nt cure their weakness,so like confisticated bearer's cheques
i banked 'em with no interest/ED is on the mic,son,rap is gonna get REVALUED!
Ya cats sounds animated like Garfield/I got no CAPITAL in my name//
Cuz i came to EDSKILLZ(add skillz) to this game//
Got the CERTIFICATE of incoperation signed on this JAM(gem).....word..

I'ts only my first time pals,i'm feeling like a virgin....

Come on lets battle..

[mceeQ]

origami spitkicker son u betta remember da name
i don't usually pick fights but i'll make this an exception/ur rhymes a lame excuse for a post motem erection/
f*ck king of h-town bury da city beneath ma-heels(hills)-how?/with giant footsteps increasing number of ma-kills-now/
ur second string syphas need mouth to ass resusitation/coz u spit sh*t and sh*t talk an abomination/
add skills ma ass ma throne amongst da greats/i willl pummel u with punchlines until bones in ma fist break/
and i ain't even coming hard u can keep sunshine city/i was born a prince in da City of Kings coz a queen birthed me/
i've cut u to pieces now u need to pull urself together/ur reply ain't get no raised eyebrows like arctic weather/
in simple terms ur rhymes colder than eskimo p*ssy/if ur a loose cannon i'll plugg u witha tampon so u can flow against me/
ur raps sh*t coz everytime u spit toilet water rises/u so ugly at hallowean u don't need any disguises/
i'll smash ur character welcome to AHH b*tch/oh sorry ur a zimbo ain't supposed to be slaying u quick/
da origami spit syphas be on da tip of ur lips/like "dat business man's wife with da footballers d*ck"/
we will eat and feast on ur flesh like vultures/and sh*t ur bones out with more questions than answers/

[edskillz]

Look who is on a CAPITAL thread.....
Anyway lemmie charge yuh for trespassin'...

Check out the 16 bars fine...

I guess it's time to SKILL the origami of profanity//
EDucation wont kill but will juss fill yo mental cavity//
Next time yuh spit at me ,first clean yo mouth with surf//
I know yo game is dirty,but i ma stay clean like a rugby ref//
To express it in simple algebra, ED(+) is always positive//
stop rhymin wearin a bra,yuh actin like a chick who is too sensitive//
ED only needs one finger to squash a bug or fly like yuh//
Yuh're not even a thinker aint no need to test yo IQ//
Honestly i like yuh,without the Q,so get some SKILL//
OH,atleast be real,tell 'em how much yuh love sunshine//
We keepin it hot in H,yo yuh can feel it in my every line//
This aint no battle son, cuz yuh're way off my target//
Where the REAL H -Town kings at?not some Q from the casket //
I aint got no balls on ma table so i dont need no Q(ue)//
Yo flow stinks like its outta a hole around yo apendix//
Yuh should be thankfull and give me somethin' without any asterix//

SO WE AINT GOT NO KING IN H ???
I'M STILL WAITIN.....

[mceeQ]

dude you had a full 2 days to script ur prewrittens and i did it it freestyle,king if n-town ma ass more like king of mberengwa,i kow u from norton claiming ur a h-town cat.Blues is da city where da real lyricists are at blood we da capital of hip hop,respect!!!!!!

[Thorrnz]

mceeQ said:

king if n-town ma ass more like king of mberengwa

eeeeeeisssshhhh.... :oops:

[edskillz]

Even if i had 2 seconds to i'll still write with skill
Its not about time dude,its about skill
its either yuh have it or yuh dont

[mceeQ]

edskillz said:

Even if i had 2 seconds to i'll still write with skill
Its not about time dude,its about skill
its either yuh have it or yuh dont

and you obviously do not ma point entirely!!!

[edskillz]

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YUH STILL DONT LEARN DO YUH???
YO CONFUSION RUNS DEEP,DIDNT KNOW I COULD DO IT TO YUH EASILY

ANYWAY GET OFF MY TREAD,MAN

[mceeQ]

u forgot da H in thread oh....sh*t u used it in spelling H-town lol

[edskillz]

Got yuh there,i knew yuh'll talk about H
stop pretendin' like we aint the kings here
Hip Hop got 2 CAPITAL ones.....

Pardon me i had to laugh at that term origami,
my little bro said it sounds like "porridge ,mummy?"
No diss intended,hate it or love it but H is still on top,man

[shaurei]

funny how evryone jus wanna be :roll: what they not. stop being about nuffin but your weak selves and make some people music.

[mceeQ]

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Pardon me i had to laugh at that term origami,
my little bro said it sounds like "porridge ,mummy?"

No ur not pardoned ur jus showing ur inability to learn new things,u probably don't know wat an origami is but its all good man can't blame you if u went to boarding school in zambia coz da fees where cheap.Us cats where in zim learning and building.....ELEVATING!!!!

[edskillz]

I think Shaurei is right,so learned Q what about a battle?
Choose da spot,make da rules--I'm ready to take yuh...

Infact,i'm ready to rip anyone.....SO?

[Thorrnz]

CAT FIGHT! :lol:

[mceeQ]

meet me on battle rhymes son betta come with ur A-game

[black ghost]

edskillz you need to take it easy with the pretentiousness man. this is one reason i dont feel this site that much anymore. kids come through with this stick up kid mentality. so just because you got internet access and some rhymes you mimicked you come claiming to be kings. i hate that shit dog. let your words do the talking and let the people crown you. the self proclaimed always go down in the worst way.

Nas-
"sooner or later we'll all see who the prophet is"

[edskillz]

Thanks Ghost for them words,actually i neva claimed to be the King
i juss challenged them 'Kings' cuz i juss wanted to test my battlin' skillz
Sorry if i gave ya the impression that i was big headed or somethin'
In the words of Biggie Smalls "Yuh're nobody till somebody killz yuh"
Thanks man anyway...

[black ghost]

no hate man its just that all this king shit can get tired. its better when rhymes speak for themselves. id rather make my way up from rhymes made to make sense than from battles but then thats me.