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[linkris]

SoundClick Page: http://board.soundclick.com/viewtopic.p ... 22#1108122

RuleZ + Restrictions:

we'll go 1round but a blind battle like META and LD's stand off.
I will pm my verse to an AHH MOD
You will pm your piece to a SC MOD
Unlimited BARZ.
no BITING
no RECYCLING(meaning you cant use old lines from his previous battles etc.)
there will be three judges from each site,nuetral judges!

same categories for voting will aply:
Metaphors
Punches
Disses
Personalz
Multi's
WordPlay
Creativity
Imagery
Flow
Sense-making(my own category,cos allota punks be just be throwing verbs 2getha just for for rhyming's sake.)
votes must be fully explained,qouting is essential.
No cru votez.
No Bitching
No Beef
No Dick Ryding!

Three AHH judges:
Kast1
Therapaddict
Sid Green



-WATCH THIS SPACE HOMIE!-

[linkris]

HERE'S THE SC LINK:

http://board.soundcl...ic.php?t=154796


WHERE THE FUCK THE VOTERZ @?


DONT SLEEP ON THIS PLEEZ!!!!!

[Formula-1]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Didn't know if i was supposed to vote on this cos it stated only 3 AHH judges but damn!!!!

Linkris...that shit was like you freestyled in ya room while high off that REEFER!!!!

[linkris]

LINKRIS WROTE:



Horifik ACTORS Lethal RAPTORS give way to access demonic CHAPTERS
splitting FACTORS with ill text resulting in swamps & Fatal RAPTURES
striking MATCHES,in the DARK giving grey walls a Bright SPARK
catapaulting POISEN DARTS "arresting" "cardiac" in HEARTS
the battle STARTS,the Barrels SMOKIN shots pull,grenades EXPLODIN
but I pack the "verbal cannon" to dead soldiers EYES OPEN
entered the VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED where braincells get JAMMED
Need A PLAN? i'll sever your mother's "arm" just to GIVE YOU A "HAND"
the "doubt" without the "REASON" lil homie commited TREASON
so get shot down like "ducks" when caught in the HUNTING SEASON
Im not scared of EVIL,cat im LETHAL: smoking REEFER with the DEALERS
spitting lines which "birth" DEMONS like I've swallowed my own "SEMEN"
constructin THESIS for the KEEPERS(gate) pop ya limbs ya START BLEEDIN
attach landminez to ya "chest" bomb ya "lungs" you STOP BREATHIN
ROCKIN scripts that TOP IT toxic gasses when i DROPIT
malfuctioning mainframes like aborted cheap ROBOTICS
deceiving "OPTICS",f*ck BINOCTICS(binoculars) watch me leak your "eye" SOCKETS
my TOPICS proved you "pussy" like "garfield" that's why they call you "CATASTROPHIC"
I'tll take a "ice berg" just to "chill" this "lava" VERSE,
beneath the EARTH
i leave this JERK just for questionin' my WORTH
f*ck a HEARSE,transport a CURSE in the iMaGe of my "WORDS"
and Decapatate the NURSE who delivered you @ BIRTH
give me my RESPEKT for processing this DEADLY TEXT
call the MEDS only way you'll "hang" is tieing ropes around ya NECK
leav you UPSET and dehydrated like "keith" without the "SWEAT"
only reason his a "VET" is cos he sexually please his fucken "PETS"
im a state this LYRIKALLY, DISSIN ME will EVENTUALLY result into your DISSABILTY
to seperate bone from meat cos i'll KNOCK OUT YA ROTTEN TEETH
TREACHEROUS I take a PISS on the foundation who you WITH
your Look is so "pussy" your nose formed a "CLITORIS"
Respekt me for my WITS,
this bi** aint "original" his FLOW just consists of "QOUTES"
only way his **scriptures are FATAL** is constructing **suicide NOTES**
I give propz to your CLIQUE cos their styles' truly dope n SICK
however only_way you landing "hard_talk" is mouthing ERRECTED DICKS
masively AGRESSIVE n SLICK,i make the world stand still in DUST
im the D.C sniper shooting rhymes,verbs diggin holes in your GUT
your're gettin treated like SLUTS receiving AFRICAN MEAT IN YOUR BUTS
Kris the fucken reason ya bills read:"IN GOD WE TRUST"
horrifikally im a HANG THIS CLOWN like snitches in CHINA_TOWN
after this you'll receive no "High 5's" cos im "beating" you "HANDS DOWN"
fictitous like DAN BROWN,Linkris remains the TRUTH
"too dumb" to foresee your downfall cos im knockin out your "wisdom" TOOTH
get shot down in phone BOOTHS,i f*ck your moms like milf SEQUALS
but you cant boast about "ruff sex" cos you aint "gifted" like CHINESE PEOPLE(tiny d*ck)
so you know we aint EQUAL,im the DOMINANT SPECIES
a major "SHIT STORM" the way i leav you COVERED IN "FEACES"
dont push me cos i'll SNIPE YA ressurekt ya and again end YA LIFER
"dont act the fool" or you'll be the next victim in iMaGe"s R.I.P CYPHER
like ADDITIONAL COSTS,im striking casualties in large AMOUNTS
And leave your text record with more Negative Signs than a BlackMan's BankACCOUNT
this Heavywieght BOUT,
I DRASTIKALLY,CRASH NETCEES and Blast em cos mentioning KRIS is BLASPHEMY
so im a SMASH YOUR SEEDS,burn your BREED and layem down like HHH's PEDIGREE
AND f*ck your Wife,rape your Kids NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CATASTROPHE!















CATASTROPHE WROTE:



I'ma RIP THIS f*** wit VISCIOUS TACTICS...
If skill level is height...i'll bury him in a MIDGET'S CASKET
Every punch is comic, you'd THINK THIS IS STAND-UP
But he can't throw punches wit LINK-WRISTS IN HANDCUFFS
Ill destroy all that you love, you'll even get ya LIFE PARTED
I need a challenge...so those wit everything to lose FIGHT HARDEST
AHHhhhh...y'all are lose'n ya vision....ya SITE'S GARBAGE
You're the best?!? More like mid-grade like the gas MY CAR GETS
As far as my interest...there's a slim chance you MIGHT SPARK IT
For the scope of my gun, ya head will be a NICE TARGET
LIKE CARPET...i'll LAY THIS DUDE FLAT ON THE FLOOR
Hurry wit the votes cuz i'm WAIT'N TO LAUGH AT THE SCORE
The WAY THAT YOU RAP IS A BORE...read'n-ya-crap....
...got the readers-re-laxed, sleepiness has MADE IT THRU HALF OF THE BOARD
Ya win column may show a plump-figga, i'll still crush you...
...so i'll be one-nigga you'll never SAY THAT YOU'VE BATTLED BEFORE
You can't blend-wit the MEN IN MY CREW, they all got dope lines...
...and they are more than will'n to LEND-KRIS A FEW
Each bar keeps f***'n you, leave'n ya wit a WHORE'S PERSONNA (pronounce wit a long "o")
I speak wit deadly speech...my breath has a MORGUE'S AROMA
I'm ahead of you like shop'n-carts, you show a lot-of-heart...
...until i snatch it out like you're an ORGAN DONOR
You probably wanna BATTLE ME so you can sit BACK AND SEE...
...jus how many words you can rhyme wit CATASTROPHE
I drop harder than METEORS....so to even the odds...
...here's a few tips to make rip'n me a bit EASIER
Check out my Myspace page...if you haven't, you BETTER bi**
Then listen to my tracks and cum back wit a CLEVER DISS
AHH SHIT!!....no literally....AHH'S SHIT!!!!
That's site's full of SOFT BITCHes that refuse to hop OFF DICK
But my HOMIES INCLINED TO FIGHT...plus i'm shine'n-bright
I rhyme-as-tight as the pants of NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE
I've yet to LOSE MY SWAGGER...like step-dads, i'll ABUSE THIS BASTARD
Ya punchlines don't penetrate, maybe you should USE A DAGGER
He-is-ass...i could spit candy bars and leave-him-trashed...
...becuz i'm the main attraction and YOU THE [W]RAPPER
My FLOW IS PURE AND yours has NO ENDURANCE
This wack artist couldn't move sails (sales) use'n an OCEAN'S CURRENT
You used to be hot? Well i guess ya DONE WIT SPIT'N FLAMES
Now you play both sides of the fence, have'n FUN WIT DICK AND JANE
Each SENTENCE WILL MURK HIM before i FINISH THIS VERSE AND...
...debaters of the sites best never MENTIONED THIS PERSON
Murder ya like i write-wit-chrome...ya site's-un-known...
...the only time niggaz say AHH is when the DENTIST IS WORK'N

[linkris]

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[intel]

good work kris!

[blazeanL]

Yo link........u ripped it damn........

[Sike The God]

WTF?.. can't get on soundclick..

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Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meddal]

tight tight batlle
DAMN DAMN DAMN
props to both emcees
Linkris ripped it, that was fuckin amazing
got my esteem down for a sec

[linkris]

Thanx 4da Feed_Back peeps!!!

[Nu'Rudeen]

yeah you murked the cat bad but it was a close one though

[therapaddict]

this is one of the dopest battles i ever seen,

flow - tie
metaphors = linkris
punches = linkris
personals = tie
imagery = linkris
creativity = catastrophe
multis = tie
wordplay = linkris
disses = catastrophe
punches = linkris

OVER ALL = LINKRIS.
tight battle catastrophe.

[konko]

woowwww!!! damn tite isht frm both sides! big upz kris...u done us proud!

[Quantum]

Wheres catastrophe in this site?? :shock:

[EXPO-X]

linkris said:

LINKRIS WROTE:



Horifik ACTORS Lethal RAPTORS give way to access demonic CHAPTERS
splitting FACTORS with ill text resulting in swamps & Fatal RAPTURES
striking MATCHES,in the DARK giving grey walls a Bright SPARK
catapaulting POISEN DARTS "arresting" "cardiac" in HEARTS
the battle STARTS,the Barrels SMOKIN shots pull,grenades EXPLODIN
but I pack the "verbal cannon" to dead soldiers EYES OPEN
entered the VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED where braincells get JAMMED

i'll say it was a decent battle from both of u...

BUT LINKRIS NEXT TIME....ATTACK FROM START TO END....ALL THOSE LINES QUOTED ABOVE WERE POINTLESS CUZ THEY WERE'NT DIRECTED AT ANYONE. U COULD ARGUE U WERE DISPLAYIN SKILL AND SHYT BUT REMEMBER BATTLIN IS FOCUSED PUNCHES.

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metas: cat
flow:cat
simile:cat
punches:cat
personals:linkris
vocab:linkris
imagery:cat
creativity:cat
enjoyability:cat

overall:catastrophe1

great battle you guyz.....seriously.....made it hard to vote...but thats kool i guess.......peace...x.

[prolyfik]

metaphors:catastrophe
flow:linkris
simile:linkris
punches:catastrophe
personals:linkris
vocab:linkris
imagery:catastrophe
creativity:catastrophe
enjoyability:linkris

this was one of the tightest shit that i`ve seen but i know the catts from SC gon be hatin on this complainin about Dick riding and shit but still Link hit it

[linkris]

YO I just wanna thank every_body who voted on this battle,but I got sum shit on my chest: there seems 2be allota Hating around this battle as results of:DICK RYDIN,BITCHIN and plain IGNORANCE...

I just wanna thank everybody on this site for voting LINKRIS,only if your vote is based TRUE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT of my skill...

but if y'all voted for me cos you felt OBLIGATED or just plain rode my DICK then i suggest you make things rite!

reason im saying this is cos im KNOWN FOR TEARING HOLES IN OPPONENTS,HONESTLY AND FAIRLY,not by HATE VOTEZ!!!


so now i'll just return to MODERATING THIS M"FUKKA!!!

-PEACE + MAXIMUM RESPEKT!-

[linkris]

I'ma RIP THIS f*** wit VISCIOUS TACTICS...
If skill level is height...i'll bury him in a MIDGET'S CASKET



Ill destroy all that you love, you'll even get ya LIFE PARTED
I need a challenge...so those wit everything to lose FIGHT HARDEST
AHHhhhh...y'all are lose'n ya vision....ya SITE'S GARBAGE
You're the best?!? More like mid-grade like the gas MY CAR GETS
As far as my interest...there's a slim chance you MIGHT SPARK IT
For the scope of my gun, ya head will be a NICE TARGET
LIKE CARPET...i'll LAY THIS DUDE FLAT ON THE FLOOR
Hurry wit the votes cuz i'm WAIT'N TO LAUGH AT THE SCORE
The WAY THAT YOU RAP IS A BORE

...so i'll be one-nigga you'll never SAY THAT YOU'VE BATTLED BEFORE



Each bar keeps f***'n you, leave'n ya wit a WHORE'S PERSONNA (pronounce wit a long "o")
I speak wit deadly speech...my breath has a MORGUE'S AROMA
I'm ahead of you like shop'n-carts, you show a lot-of-heart...
...until i snatch it out like you're an ORGAN DONOR



You probably wanna BATTLE ME so you can sit BACK AND SEE...
...jus how many words you can rhyme wit CATASTROPHE


Check out my Myspace page...if you haven't, you BETTER bi**
Then listen to my tracks and cum back wit a CLEVER DISS
AHH SHIT!!....no literally....AHH'S SHIT!!!!


I've yet to LOSE MY SWAGGER...like step-dads, i'll ABUSE THIS BASTARD
Ya punchlines don't penetrate, maybe you should USE A DAGGER
He-is-ass...i could spit candy bars and leave-him-trashed...
...becuz i'm the main attraction and YOU THE [W]RAPPER







Those my Favorite linez outta Catastrophes verse,the Kid is ill!