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[batsirai]

THIS IS CHALLENGE TO PICASSO AND THOT. SHOW ME WHATCHU GOT, WATS UR NO.S COZ MY JERSEY IS NO. 1.

[Picasso]

I don usually battle
I sanctioned the act
You trying to get niggaz angry like Zims against their gvt
Well revise you stance fore theme overthrows your flow's cabinet

[batsirai]

bro y u quick to scream peace before u seen my gun
b4 i've even breafed u u quick 2 run
f*** it with niggas' anger
not my fault that m the best like mr wenger.....TBC

HEY BRA THIS AIN'T NO WAR GOT MAD LOVE 4 ALL U BROTHAS KEEEPIN IT REAL.THESE BATTLES ARE GOOD 4 THE MIND. THEY MAKIN ME A BETTA PET.KEEP IT REAL STILL AND PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theme elohim]

batsirai muhu uyu asati afa :lol:

[theme elohim]

okay Mrs Batsirai, lets go...

I aint gonna come too hard, my concrete semen will cramp yo throat/
read an encyclopaedia b4 sex, then u might f*ck with Thot/thought/
u wont offer resistance, yo name* is already screaming 4 assistance/
I'm the A1 farmer, u rip/reap (mykes) at a level below "subsistence"/
to tha finish I'll take more shots at u than Mugabe does at tha British/
your rhyme is fetish, about as palatable as sadza without relish/
unlike this forum's moderator, you are just an Ex-Terminator/
like that Texas governor, and still (w)horing just like your gardener/
u r exposing yourself like Tsvangirai in that video with Ben Menashe/
I'm rap's Wutawunashe, qouting scriptures to convict your passe/
watch what comes out of your mouth, next time it might be your molars/
think u got testicles, 'cut yo game' quick with a 'scissors' kick like footballers/

*batsirai literally means "help"

[theme elohim]

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like that Texas governor, and still (w)horing just like your gardener/

actually, the Ex-Terminator (Mr Anorld) is Californian governor. My mind was not in the right state :lol: :lol:

I guess I must have been high on tha LA then...get it? Los Angeles, Carlifornia? High?

Never mind... :lol: :lol:

[Picasso]

Yo post yo deathbed/yu lost insight/yo mind fists 2 small for lyric fight/
Coz I put earth paint between your already blind eyes and this site's light/
Picasso cubes diffract you ego/try facing my Jagged edges/
My paint on you/leave the deaf Jamming the internet/
Wishing I could verbalise my pages/
I'm eternally forensic/X man on your humen contents/
You indexed on the dead/no Easter story of yours is recorded/
Ndirikubatsira a new Postmen with his own post mortem/
I give you sacred beef/You left scared right ?/
I'm your totem

[batsirai]

ok they say we come in many sizes bow down m the biggest ONE
m like a whale in lake kariba and u'all kapenta SONS
well 4 u its like a sharkkeep on swimmin or DIE
as 4 me after this classic i can RELAX
and dawg wen u finally ketch up u be screamin out PAX
but i dont do no peace talks man this aint SUDAN
if u was a george bush man i'll be SADDAM
wen u think u got me under i'll rise up and STRIKE
since u never saw me comin r u ready to DIE
like on ammagedon bring ur scientists coz m the METEORITE
alone u cannot deal with me that be SUICIDE
ey in case u didnt say it say out BATSIRAI
i rap 4 real and not in TENOR
m the rap che GUEVERRA
so picasso and thotless r u ready 4 the TERROR
m openin another page of this rap ERA
while m busy tearin out the pages ladden w ur ERRORS
f u watchin this instalment and u rap betta watch out
coz this graffiti artist coming up w flows which are the HOTTEST
whoever gave u props was wrong thotless u aint the HARDEST
i can't see the bar u raised coz i SURPASSED IT
and picasso kip on paintin coz u aint no rap ARTIST
after i finnish dealin w u'all ibe callin out NEXT
aint no one as big as Him whowrote this TRACK
thats B
A
T
S
I
E
the SI unit of RAP

[mceeQ]

haha this is a keystyle...

Its absurd da number of pple who rap on da mic now/look it Leonard Dembo's half brother spittin' on rap now/
u ain't built for dat like mud huts on San Andreas fault/ur rhymes are destined to break and crumble/
a number's game i deal in abstract infinties/so i'm da number 8 laid on its side with authenticity/
ur name screams for help and yes i'm gonna give it/i leave ur tongue tied so u won't say anything stupid/
ransack ur lil temple of hip hop artefacts/this is total warfare kill ur so yall won't be coming back/
descendant of violent past of assegai's and sheilds/ur rhymes are malnourished like anorexic meals/
thinnin' hair line i place u further back in da time line/with neanderalthals you'll fit right in with ur grunts and rhymes/
specific effective measures i use like these english letters/to punch holes in ur dinghy and sink ur ass in da Kariba/
nyami nyami gonna eat ur then spit ur ass out/coz ur name translated is S>O>S and dats by word of mouf/

[theme elohim]

:lol: :lol:

who u calling thotless, thinkin yu r tyson with 'knockers' coz yu r topless/
metaphorically yu'r hopeless, proving yo pre-school teacher taught less/
I can tell you're envious, your face's become a green house experiment/
you'd need an irregular beat to correspond wit yo speech impediment/
I'm the whale, spit a 'flow' from the top of my head when I exhale/
you're just anotha blind MC, my knuckle-dusters come in brail/
if you seriously want beef with Thot, teach cows the alphabet/
came from the top of yo head coz of that written script under your hat/
My flows r hotter t than plasma in supernova stellar explosions/
proceed with caution, I incinerate mellanin when I'm in motion/
opposing my flows is like a backstroke up the Victoria Falls torrents/
u are rejecting yo parents thinking u'll survive a 33kilo volt electric current/
u aint a meteorite, dont confuse that with haemaphrodite/
you're just a cyber parasite, logging in for that nourishing 'bite'/
if you are saddam and I'm george bush and the world is a prison/
guess who's still stuck behind my bars,about to shrivel in the cold season/

[batsirai]

This is really the beginin of a time I’m really winnin
Soon as I started rhyming, I saw they ships was sinkin
And in the midst of all that chaos it was my name that they was screamin
I told them be careful with your rhymes and the places that they seen in
Better you all go back to the 80s and the places that u been in
I’m talking nappies cribs and dummies
And homies- leave us grown-ups we speakin
You seekin
To end up fleshless white and not breathin
Mr MC whateva I thot I said those that rap
I’m talk98in me myself and I and u level headed crap
As for my name watch your step
Coz iys me and my God sayin Lord help these chaps
These rap pages are for Sapiens and not you jungle-bred apes
I’m out of words to waste on you
So stay away from me and keep your cool
I may murder your not so buddin rap views
all u vocabulary bustin dudes i can see u thru my rear views
your instalments are like rumours while my flows is world news
i come alone with my rap and u bringin me your crews
i guesse i'm still the metiorite and aint got no nukes
so sit back and bite your nails i'm about to enter your atmosphere
this is for people with ears
log off babbons coz this u cant hear
PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mceeQ]

still da God bastirai i think u shuldn't kidd urself/i've put enuff work on this website to leave u on a shelf/
and i'll call you spiderman coz u be gathering webs/ur drop shorter in comparisons to a virgins first sex/
so i suggested u don't say anything stupid/but stupid is wat stupid does and damn u jus did "it"/
u let ur mouth run false starts in da sprints/i specialise in marathons short distances is for da kids/
if u was a cartoon u'd probably be kEN/from south park series ....."oh my God i killed kenny!"/again/
chose another occupation instead of using da pen/coz u embarassment are you sure dat ur zimbabwean?/
i don't need to write a whole paragraph about u/next time don't type on da keyboard after sniffin' dat glue/

[batsirai]

niggas i'll make u stand like in a COMBI
disembarkin from the bek seat gots to liv u couldn't HOLD ME
i gots to liv like now coz i heard u shakin COLDLY
already written classix i'll liv like Hov' while u still ENJOYIN
it only teks a great like me 2 liv b4 m BOLD AND
it only teks a real man 2 say all the facts BOLDLY
u askin me how i wrote this? can't u c my flow is GOLDEN
i got the midas tuch wat i write turns to GOLD AND
it doesn't take me ages to sit & rite coz i love it
while u do this to survive i survive jus to DO THIS
thats were u STUPID
flippin rappin 4 the money like bitchin HOOTCHIES
whoeva said u'd make a mil was acting FOOLISH
i'm battlin all u 3 mcees like Pac's beef with FUGGIES
sorry but 2 me u PUSSIES
like anne pink and SUZZY
fuck it i'm the rap FUNDI
i caught u all while u was SNOOZIN
if i'm CONDOLEEZA RICE U'r CONDOM USER ON LICE
ur diks are small u my lyties that wont hurt no FLIES
while u gappin and amazed i jus scored mo TRIES
i stand alone with war CRIES
that remind u of the KIWIS
my flows are china urs are FREBEES
handle with care or u'll regret wen u brek te weddin CHINA
walk with care like in baghdad or u'll tread on rebel FIRE
i'm jus a certain line away from makin u RETIRE:
of all times i'm the...fuck it i'l liv u to DECIPHER.

[mceeQ]

i can tell in ur rhymes u had a salala upbringin'/who talk's about rugby when they emcee battlin'/
i always thought them dudes only scored goals/i guess ma poor upbringin' means i have no soul/
make a "rapper" leave dat really wasn't there/we only emcees here da faggots sit over there/
excuse me miss i don't know ur name/but do u mind not depicting hip hop as a game/
have u baggin' groceries at da nearest spar/three emcees on ur ass dats gotta be against da law/
i ripp ur commentaries dominate like charles mabika/ur radio station outlawed like capitol's recievers/
stipulate ma opinion to ma hip hop compatriots/yeah sure this is gone too far and i've been kinda of an idiot/
so listen hear i apologise so u can get da limelight/oh damn i forgot to say syke!!!!

Nah man i'm kiddin' son no beef or anything but i'm off this hope u enjoy ur verbal jousts!!!!
Da Q signin' off

[batsirai]

MAN I HAD IT TUFF GROWIN UP AND RITE NOW I'M LODGIN W MY BRO IN ARDBENNIE. ON MY WAY TO GRAFT I SEE NIGGAS BACK THERE TRYINA MAKE A DIME SELLIN FUEL- I AINT SAL..WHATEVA. WE IN THIS 2GETHER!!!!!!!!

I see u now shook
i guesse u the next 2 liv after those other 2
and is that my star shinin brightly like the lites on 6-0-7
i heard i got u up and runin thinkin it was heaven
i even heard those 2 cryin out 4 me to save 'em
i'm jus the rap messiah who'll rejoin u w the livin
in this religion m conceivin
is that u breathin
Q is that ur chest heavin- do be calm its not ur soul its ur heart that m dissectin
oh u didnt expect it
ask picasso and thot which brotha that they respectin
i'm even playin around with rime intsead of spectrum i say spectrim
but u never noticed this u enjoyin to xtremes
call me batsie or gueverra its still the same & m gon win!!!!!!!!!!
i'm gon have u fallin off the wall like ants sprayed w mortein
u suicidal mc did u mention a post mortem
dude aint no way to do that its ur life that was shortened
m gon bury u like Indian burn ur body while its floatin
and thot if u the zambezi m the dam wall at Kariba
u proceed wen i say so u a dead ball m Chandida
born a leo tortem lion do u really wanna do that
cousins w the LION OF JUDAH
adopted name i got from Cuba
niggas i'll smoke u like a buudah
i'll exhale ur foul smoke or even sip u like a scuba
fuckin dissin Mr Batsirai u suicidal like Judas
i'm pimpin in ur worlds full force like Luda
m the rap sharp shooter
guard my lyrix from u looters
ur rap networks wen they down u gon have me as the booster
i make fun of your rimes w my friends like Leon Schuster
aint hard to tell that in ur ur hearts u dawgs are screamin tru that!!!!!!!
PEACE U'ALL!!!!!!!!!!FEELIN THE RAPS FOR SURE.KEEP IT COMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[mceeQ]

eh yo i tried to leave on good terms/but u spat some sh*t ,now i'm gonna burn ur like a bad perm/
make ur mama sing hyms/
crack ur facade of lyrical ingenuity/and annul(anal) ur shafted microphone to break ur virginty/
wack stylist tryin' to be artist but u ain't picasso/i gather ur brain and barely fill a thimble/
integrate ma incipient hate with wooden stakes/like vampires thru da heart and leave u bent outta shape/
i tapp ur shoulder with lyrics lighter than ur darker shade/and lock u in room with Kelvin Ncube,do u know how to holla rape?/
murdarous syphas i don't expect to reply/but since ur not really intelligent you gonna pop off, why?/
you been massacared by theme me and u ain't said sh*t /u don't get, i don't see ur like u can't find ur galfrends clit/
its obvious i hit a nerve with da "rich boy" shot/da closest u been to da ghetto is in ur garden boy's shack/
u ain't hot coz u feel into a pool of lava/normal pple say u burnt to a crisp being a rapper/
u shuldn't take things literal, but u can't read dat/i don't understand why zoba(aka batsirai gatshi) is muscling in on rap/
ur a fabrication of a mind in need of entertainment/castrate ur corky remarks and splatter da audience with semen/
i throw up on ur lyrics like football willy beamen/and make u a scapegoat like JFK's alledged assassin/
don't mess with ma bars trap u in chikurubi/and leave u unproportional like ur momma boobies/

[batsirai]

ABOUT THE MOMMA ISSUE DAWG FORGIVE ME BUT I LOST MY MA LAST YEAR DECEMBER THE 9TH.........

I THINK U STUPID TRYNA FIGHT W ME U AUTHOR AND I'M MORGAN
I CALL THE SHOTS UP IN HERE LIKE HOW I BROT U THOSE SANCTIONS
DUDE MY FLOW IS INFECTIOUS
MESS W IT U GET AT TRIP TO THE OPOTUNISTIC INFECTIONS -CLINIC
ALONG BEATRICE ROAD COZ THIS FLOW IS UNIQUE
SINCE M THE KING U THE QUEEN THAT I FUCK TILL I SLEEP
I'LL BURY U 6 FEET DEEP
AND IF
U COME BACK AS A GHOST MY FLOW IS HOLY WATER
USE MY MIC AS A STAKE I'M VAN HELSING U DRACULA
I'M LIKE FRED JASON AND JEEPERS CREEPERS ALL IN ONE
UR WORST NITEMARE U HEAR MY NAME U START TO RUN
I AINT BEK 4 NO THRONE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SITTIN ON MINE
AND SON
JUS IN CASE U DID IT
COMMITIN SIN IN BEING GREEDY
TRYNA TEK MY SPOT AS KING BOW DOWN SAY U DIDNT MEAN IT
FUCK IT
Y U CHIKEN CLUKKIN
ARE U SCARED Y U DUKIN
DONT MAKE GET TOO PERSONAL W THIS LINES M CHUKIN
COZ TRY HARD TO BURN ME DOWN I'M ALWAYS BEK LIKE CHUCKY
JUS GOIN THRU UR RIMES GOT ME LUFFIN
LIKE ASTHMA GOT U GASPIN
SORRY I PUT TO THE TRASH CAN SHOULD HAVE MADE U TURKEY STUFFIN
U'D BE DINNER 4 THE GREATS M TALKIN ME PAC AND BIGGIE
NOW DAMN THATS MY VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mceeQ]

i apologise if i offended ur in any way i've lost a parent so i know wat's its about.But joh checkit i leave amicably and ur poppin' shots at me nah man maybe i over reacted and i apologise but if u where in ma position wat wuld u have done.
Anyway i really like ur man and i hope u don't get caught in da common trend amongst emcee's these days to be so called "king of their town" or wateva coz u got energy and drive plus wordplay.I'm sayin' man don't get caught in da hype to be da rat in da rat race ,on da real though.I apologise again and hope to see ur posts up on this site peace out!!!

[zimbabwe]

who want war..........if homey is number 1 im sumthin lke negative 7 (-7) feel me
:twisted: