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[dotun]

*stands like a f.cking newbie and says...*

hi,
my name's dotun and i'm a f.cking newbie in this bitch. oh, sorry moms i forgot no cussing. but hey, why's that?? oh, well where was i? oh..ohh! my brain's deadweight tonite 'cos i've been preparing for varsity and school's a real bitch in the making.

so here's my poetry......
[CAUTION- Get every f.cking minor outta here cos there's gonna be some heavy use of language]

BLOOD, GUTS, GRIME
ARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!
LOVE, NUTS, CRIME
AHHAAAAAA :D :D
BLAST, FUCK BITCHES
LAST, HATE SNITCHES
2 MOTTOS
FUCK THE POLICE
SCHOOL'S A BITCH
WAR...ARRRGGGHH!!
SPINES BROKEN
GUTS SPILLIN'
EYES GOUGING
SLIME SLURGING
GUYS HUGGING :D
MICE THUGGING :shock: :D
INTESTINES SPILLING
PUSSY RESIDUE LEAKING
BITCHES BITCHING
The list goes on...



ahhh.....now that i've expelled and took out my anger i feel better

[yutsisfran]

hey i'm new to this, my name is Francine. and one of my poems goes like this...


My third eye opens, closes, inhales, exhales, sounds like a smokers commercial
or an infomercial for the celebration of being skinny,
slim, peachy, ugly. My third eye pains me, and makes me look like a
fool lost in time, like a virgin in a whorehouse or a bum in a palace
or like, like, like me in the hands of a deep black, tall, sexy as hell looking man.
My third eye rushes thru me like the poison in my newport giving me
energy, vivacity, morality, extremity, fragility, agility. Shit I need another fuckin pull
I need another glimpse into my world of pain.
My future life taken in vain, my longevity and early death, my fucking mind games
It just keeps crying and crying and when the third eye is open and meditation kicks in,
it keeps dying
some more.
The running blood within me is no longer a barrier
and no longer a king of protection
not even my cancer sticks can give me sound satisfaction
anymore. And when I return to my theory of sex being the foundation
of all cures, I blink and realize copulation is in fact
nothing more than malnutrition and indefinition

[floetic_soul]

Wassup the names floetic soul bringing it to ya how the people want it. Just tryna get my talent out there so check me out realllll soon.

[BoyBeckaz]

Yo homeys wassup dawgs,
New here and throwin down a line,
Scopin the site, seems pretty fine,
Now wurd up,
Little story bout me,

Bah bang,

I’m hung like Norris
But white like Boris,
And Man I can swing it,
When all youz just wing it,

wuz born in a bucket
cuz my pops said fuckit
Left me in a rut yo
And my sistaz are sluts yo,
So if ya cant hack it,
I’ll stab you with mah racket,
Startin with the lyrical assassin,
I’d do yer ass in,
One two no frills,
Gotta tally up mah kills,
One for me and nadda for you,
I eat you up and pass you out like poo-poo

Zip zap rap and stuff like dat yo

[WhiteAssZipZapRapper]

Yo BoyBeckaz


That ain't no Rythem, I'm New in da hissa too, check out out.

They call me the Thriller
Straight from Millilla
Ain't no chocolate made from Vanilla
Get to stepping Fool Cause I'm an angry Gorilla
MJ's a kiddy Sipper with a slipper made of Glass
That's the way we did it in head of the class
Don't do church don't attend Mass
Don't do no TV never watched Lass (ey)
So be shooting straight from the Mouth
Cause fool I'm down South
Africa is ma home Yo a do Yo
So don't be a bitch ass ho.

Peace out.

[BoyBeckaz]

Watch it man, attacking the clan, no good plan
Bam bam,
traffic jam, your head in the can,
no good to be fucking with the man,
I got a tennis racket scam,
yousay yer in the south,
well, im down there too,
listen for the sounds,
you gonna be greeted with a bullet through,
cos yer a heathen plumber,
gonna punch your number,
one two now three and four
tally my kills, and ya join em on the floor
it aint wise to disguise,
your internet search poetry is lies....
and i am the father of your cries

word yo, peace man, slap it to the other

[WhiteAssZipZapRapper]

YO DAWG check yourself.

I'm bring myself back always on attack.
Open up your pie hole and nibble on my sack.
respect is what you lack, in the back
Of a sedan with four wheels
I'm close on your heels
I be shooting out the wheels on your meals on wheels.
Van cause they took all yea Jerbz
Chillin fro' houszzay to houzzay feeding them Slurbs
As I said before, I knockin' on your door
Pump you with 12 gauge, knock you to the floor
Cause I'm mean Mother you ever did see.
I'm George Maragarmous at the GB.

You homes, that some skillzza you gotts yazzay.

WORD, Respect.

[TerracottaHonkyPie]

Get down the court is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Shake it feet are stompin' in the city streets
Pump the jam feel the beat with ex-prez heat
Move it get around 'til the night is over

Get down to hi court beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets

Bus yo jam to triple beat you'll be humpin'
Shake it get dem jobz 'til the night is over
Get up the joint is jumpin' you'll be votin'
Pump it up feet are stompin' I'm bustin loose

Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streetz
Pump it up get around in the city streetz
Pump it up get around in the city streetz
Pump it up get around in the city streetz (till fade or shot)

[BoyBeckaz]

TerraHonky what you on .... what the hell is that sheat,
this aint 1980 boi, gonna make me throw a toi toi,
and respek to zipzapper,
you got me up and clappin,
good to meet new folk,
sharin the egg yolk

[BATSIRAI E CHIGAMA]

This name is me
on my stone
the fellow poets will engrave
an epitah bold enough to put life in my grave
"Here lies a soul sista so brave..."

[WhiteAssZipZapRapper]

Yo nice to see tongue swinging rapper mofo in da housey

Yo! Dougie Houser is the Doctor
He's mama said he's a Sock (ta)
But Neil Patrick Harris if one fine Actor
Altought it looks like he's forehead and been riddin' over by a tractor.

When I'm chill with my remote control
I watch Dougie and the Drama unfold (s)
Damn that Nurse is fine and takes it's toll
On my boner don't you know her she has a mole

In the hole is where I wanna be,
Don't you see, with me, on the seven seas
Eating Fish like Fried chicken
Waffles are just bitchin'
My trigger fringer is itching,
Use the remote to to Make Dougie Louder.
Cause It's time for me and Dougie Houser!

You dawgs, I just luff that ol' Dawg Dougie!

[BoyBeckaz]

Dougie Hauzer , cockerspaniel schnauser,
get the mop, i'll beat you with my flip flops,
walkin down to durban beach, hot sand burnin my feet,
i might be afrikaans, but jissie, gimme a chance,
100 bras already comin down, see the oldies begin to frown,
cos we be the new creed, the dominant lyrical seed,
planted from the youth of a kultcha,
I cant think of a word that rhymes with Kultcha,
But instead I'll stab you in your eyes,
with spoons i keep strapped to my thighs,
so dont deny,
and get in you pram,
and admit for once and for all,
Dougie Hauzer was a crap programme

[WhiteAssZipZapRapper]

Thanks Addict, We were directed by 100bars, thanks again. Nice to meet ya.

WORD

[theme elohim]

:lol: :lol:

eish, ayibo...be "bore"etic somewhere else bantu :lol: :lol:

just kiidding...move your asses to the battle site or go read some good poetry and get inspired...welcome to the site fellaz

[Nu'Rudeen]

to all the newbies welcome to africanhiphop's poetry forum hope you enjoy your self here andplese do drop something for us all to read and elevate
and know this "Youre A god"

[Lefoko]

MY NAME IS LEFOKO BECAUSE I TELL IT LIKE IT IS
KE MOTSWANA AND IM NEW

HOPE TO HAVE FUN!!!!
LOVE U ALL!!!
HOLLA!!! HOLLA!!!! HOLLLA!!!

[ced]

ced in here, been lookin at this site for months and finally decided to join. addictive soul, I'm a big fan.
About me, I am a spoken word person, my lyrics don't sound as good unless u hear it from me, u know?

peace