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[melanin]

yo, i think it wa Ras Kas... "If Bill Clinton was the answer, it was a stupid question"

then the all time Slick Rick on The Art of Storytelling...dunno what track but the delivery of that simple line set the benchmark, and its the reason why I still maintain that Snoop is a Slick Rick groupie- no hate to snoop, he's the HOT but he idolise The Ruler, I dont care what he says. To date, I've met no one who can say that line exactly the way The Ruler did...my brother and I spent a whole day trying once. here goes...simple, he's tellin a story 'bout a girl round the way conversatin with her mans after a hustle and she on...

"we're rich...we're rich...we're rich, we can have whatever that please us"

[zimbabwe]

aighht niggas let me show u sum of the sick shit i dropped on here

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i got more powder thana models face//

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im movin more rocks than a miner

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and im still movin more bricks than construction workers

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if u was a hooker givin handjobs u still couldnt "beat" me//
if u was a doctor amputating u couldnt "defeat" me//

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lyrical slam dunk im judgin u aint good enuff 2 play on ma courts
you aint give me brain but i stil f*ck wit yo thoughts

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but like a cop takin DNA ur feeling my spit

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im out like a one handed guy playin cricket

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like blind people reading by feeling bumps on the page ur feelin my words

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but u still get flushed even tho u aint shit

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im clear and my rhymes makin more sense(cents) than a beggar

-ZIMBABWE


<<-ZIM->>

thats all me baby

[bashin]

Zubz

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My brain’s like an athletic shepherd I run past-ure

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The Rap Penis, I work hard,
Bust in a beat, knock it up so I birth bars

ProKid

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Like that skinny dude out in gym ,i had nothing to lose

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they'll alwayz try to pull u down nje nge skip 'esveza umkhaba

[melanin]

this is me... Yo, fuck it, forget model's faces...that shit a'int powder...
I'm straight slangin 'em thangs playa...I got that shit that killed brenda

[melanin]

[quote name=zimbabwe said "i got more powder than a models face//"]


this is me... Yo, f*ck it, forget model's faces...that shit a'int powder...
I'm straight slangin 'em thangs playa...I got that shit that killed brenda[/b]

[antiklokwize]

Add. Soul

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Realised they don't really pack metaphors
They're more into personification and imagery... brilliant nonetheless, coz they are "one of the illes' of all time" --Tariq

...I'm a huge Rootz listener and to a certain extent I agree though Black Tought will punch with an ill surprise here and there...the imagery is out of this world nevertheless...
Black Thought

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...I'm from tha skool of thought/ tha city of sin

Matrix

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...devils are selfish, self-conscious/ I can't help it/
I find therapy within my pen tip/... I bless myself everytime that I express myself/...

[K9]

Some more ill lines 4 my fellow headz...

Chino XL: "I'm so vain, u could draw blood from me"

Capital C Y A: "I leave cats more confused than left Nike shoes" (Tick=right)

Capital C Y A: "Even the Scorpions couldn't bust like this"

Capital C Y A: " I kill emcees and leave em late like pregnant women"

Capital C Y A: "I'm sick 2 my bones similar 2 artheritis"

[CCM]

THESE ARE MY FAV LINES SO FAR:


Shado: "I can make magic happen, jus gimme a piece of paper A4, and you're Audi"

Redman: "Yall ship ki's and we ship grand pianos"

Canibus: "I'll roll up on your crew quicker than long sleeves//
At a speed than would confuse Keanu Reeves//"

ProVerb: "I never hesitate, even wit 2 brains I wouldn't think twice"

ProVerb: "The way I draw crowds, u might think I'm Picasso"

ProVerb: "I'll snap u in half coz its bout time u took a break"

ProVerb: "You're like a broken Rolex such a waste of precious time"

ProVerb: "My brainstorms cause thunder shower sounds"

ProVerb: "I rap better than an elf on Christmas Eve" (I've heard lots of Christmas-rap lines so the novelty is lost for me)

ProVerb: "I can switch flows till I make a beat lose rhythm"

BattleKat: "Most cats came like prostitutes, aint tight anymore"

BattleKat: "U barely feel their shit like sex on a phone call"


ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They crazy punches yo...nice post K9!!!

[CCM]

"I'm like an elevator I reduce your crew from 3 2 1 G" Kace

"my watch got so many rocks/
when you look at the time/
it's sort of like you watching yourself..." Jadakiss

"I'm a get Bucks like Milwauke cause like Sam I Cassel (can sell)" Jadakiss...ILLNESS!!!

"I get respect like these OG rappers
they know I'm always ready to OG backwards" Phamone

"nigga my rhymes so profound fish would drown, nigga wow" Biss

"Stick my dick in your ear and f*** what you heard" Rakim

"like 52 cards went out, I'm through dealing..." Jay-Z...not typical set-up then punchline structure but it's so creative!!!!!!

"I'm the God's Son, you just a test tube baby" Iyembi

"I squeeze nipples like pimples to get the puss, get it?" Nas...rare occurence of a punch from my fav MC

"take your diamonds and throw them up like you're bulemic" Kanye West

"let's ¿try? the Indian dance to bring our rain (reign) back" Kane West

"I'm a send a nigga down under like Australia vacations" Fabolous

"I'm big as the Klumps, your chic swallowed my nutty professors" Backland

"The punchline that I put on the street even made Freeway say 'put on a beat'..." Cassidy (if you heard the battle you know how funny that shit is

"I'm the man, you a bitch in a man's body" Cassidy

"If you a star, I'm a galaxy nigga
One verse will murk all your personalites nigga" Cassidy spitting at himself (1st album: Split Personality)

"You will take more shots in your face than Madonna nigga" Cassidy

"I need to take my chain off to let my body defrost" unknown

"I let 3, 4 sail through your V door and you will see more shells than a seashore" Fabolous...amazing a punchline and flipping tongue twister!!!! Look at the rhyme '3, 4' 'v door' 'see more' 'sea shore'. Who is that sick!?!?!?!

"No we aint Hollywood here but we will put you in a box like its 'Hollywood Squares'" Fabolous...sick but you need to have seen the TV show.

"Like Jerusalem this is real (Israel)..." Proverb...the only puncline ever which works with alternately spelled words but only cause they sound exactly the same...

"They called me a role model
cause they knew I roll with a model
shaped like a coca cola bottle" Proverb...he even punching on a chic track, that's what I'm talking bout!!!!

"Yawl know where my heat stay at/
I leave niggaz MIA and I aint talking where the heat play at..." Fabolous



inspiraton, right?

That's it for now....that's enough illness for one day, the dudes are going to kill me just thinking bout it....

[TeeZeR]

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"...and i'm askin you, why is this by-supplier hiding it's strangers when you know it's the optical chains that can stop biters for ages"

- Aesop Rock (must not sleep, must warn others)

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"before TV was perversion, it rather watch good times, the Zulu version"

-Sifiso Sudan(once upon a time in africa)

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"I civilize the savages, while you support gay marriages
Evil demons and the Jesus of Nazareth
I keep my blade more sharper than the cactuses
I keep grenades in my parka for the pacifists"

- Vinie Paz a.k.a Ikon the Hologram

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"Staring at the angel of death...deep meditation,
as i disfigure figures of speech"

- Lovemore (friend)

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"My culture is not a tourist attraction, that sht is sacred"

- The late Hue-mann

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"You're finger fckn with no idea of what you're tryin to accomplish, or what freedom is/
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Here's how you fckd up your career, like that black chick in police academy"
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"We know your studio time begins and ends when mom scolds you to dinner"
.......
"individual against the Ku Klux Klan, that causes skynet to raise machines against this man"

- Snazz D (Demolition & Concentration Camp mixtape...with Groundworks)

[K9]

Jay-Z: "I shoot at you actors like movie directors"

Piscean Twin: "Your light bulb moment got dim 10 bars ago//
Your Rhyme’s missing components, it’s got no current flow//" (Electricty)

Capital C Y A: "On the mic ngiblind, so you'll have to start reading Braile"

Capital C Y A: "I'm leaving battlecats bleeding like faggots' asses''

[ps_one]

I'm representin' SA sh*t! check thiz killa linez:

Infa- 'so called celebs wanna hang wit us, we alwayz hang 4 ourselves coz in us we trust'
Selwyn- '...and even if my name was LP, Dj's wouldn't touch me'
Proverb- ' I'm like a traffic cop when u see me u slow down'
- 'You like a broken rolex such a waste of precious time'
PSone- 'I'll invite yo family 2 be the judges, when its me against u in a dojo coz i'll murder u wit 4bars n hold no grudges'
Prokid- 'askies toe make space and stop yappin' too much'

[rhymetodie]

Bashin wrote

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u inda middle of trouble even if u can call goalkeepers with disks u wont be saved

TIGHTTTTTTTT!

[bashin]

Bongz from Pimville freestylin on Metro fm

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im ghetto like ukufihla imali phantsi ko Matress

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sorry 4 da intimidation ..im cuttin u short like circumsision

ProVerb (back)

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I write rhymes on a bark of a tree/ cause they
Don’t make the paper quick enough that's why I end up sparking a free/

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I stop your biting like a Tyson fight and I'm the ref

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I'm like an ambulance when you see me
Somebody’s very hurt

[mceeQ]

Aesop Rock: Lifes not a b*tch life is a beautiful woman/u only call a b*tch coz she won't let u get dat p*ssy
Maybe she didn't feel yall or have similar interest or maybe u jus an asshole who culdn't sweet talk a princess

Golden Shovel:Sh*t on ya like i drew a picture of a toilet bowl in ur hand

Ma twenty gigabtye harddrive is a twenty one line punch page/one page/fCuk windows i run doors and gates so Bill can peep thru his windows xp and see me on stage/



watch femine cats face down like oh tits was it you i hit with da previous line .....i didn't notice/

ur career is over gee /we over castrate over beats/

[jabari]

yo check this.
ruggedman-cos even wit bomb for them body them still no fit blow up(cos even with a bomb on your body u still can`t blow up)
freestyle-hey yo i`m still braggin mad skillz i been havin i bring mo drama than osama bin laden
modenine-without ur fingerz in my toilet u feelin my shit

naijaaaaa to the fullest.

[K9]

Here's another dose...

Capital C Y A: "I got so many lines that my album sells per gram"

Capital C Y A: "I prove that u don't have to be Titanic to crush crews" (cruise)

Capital C Y A: "My shit's so high up my loo's in da sky like Monica" (Monica Lew(loo) - In - Sky)

Capital C Y A: "I'm a star, exist now and still shine a million years later"

Capital C YA: "I flow on the internet so call me eBay"

[TeeZeR]

So ya'll better hear, or ima choke faggots
my hand held more razor blades than coke addicts :shock:

- Ikon the Hologram (Blood spillin)

[poisonhusler]

GZA(wu tang;reunited)




[Struck a match to the underground, industry ignited
from metaphorical parables to fertilize the Earth
Wicked niggaz come, try to burglarize the turf
Scattin off soft-ass beats them niggaz rap happily
Tragically, that style, deter-iate, rapidly
Uncompleted missions, throwin your best known compositions
You couldn't add it up, if you mastered addition[/color][/quote]

[K9]

Capital C Y A: "I'm Titanic coz I crush cruises useless" (crews is useless)