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#1 antiklokwize

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 10:52 AM

...you know when you hear sum1 spit on a track, and u get that goose bumps feeling, after hearing the wildest, freshest, most unimaginable metaphor or line...it doesn't happn all tha time.
but which of them, stand out in ur memory?...

these are jus sum that stick out for me:
ARTIST ALBUM
DAS EFX- INTRO " ( comin from tha sewer, yo yu kno we neva miss...in simple it means our sh*t's on point)
MF DOOM (my mind's tha gate to heaven enter me, my mind's tha gate to hell try to flee)
Immortal Tech. Vol.1 (to get tha number of emcees I sent to heaven, gives u more digits tha 22 divided by 7)
Immortal Tech. Vol II (I drop knowledge so heavy it leaves tha world unbalanced)
Nas I am ( people fear what they don't andastand, hate what they can't conquer,I guess it's jus tha theory of man)
5th FLOOR (battle me is like kid witha watch, udlala ngexesha)
Robo feat. on Think About (mind... a frame not predicted it's nostradamus to blame)
Antiklokwize (...hop to planet Saturn, strip it tha ring to engage in this hip-hop)
Matrix, I think-not sure (as an emcee I simply express tha dynamics of tha spirits wit my lyrics)
Cannibus (...creatin scripts so sick, I gotta arm-wrestle my pen to write it)
Theme elohim (at such fateful moments, tha alphabet leaves a permanent scar in tha minds of tha literate)
Black Thought Things fall apart- next movement (y'all nedd to buy tha cd and stop rewinding this)
Kweli Reflection Eternal (tha next journey yu tha journal, I'm tha journalist, am I eternal or...)

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 08:06 AM

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 10:00 AM

Masta Ace - U the opposite of smart feaces, get it dumb shit?
Canibus - Mcees r weak like seven days
JayZ - I'll Never Go broke My name got 2 G's
Proverb - I've lost patience like hospital beds :!:
Zubs - The Rap Penis, I work hard,
Bust in a beat, knock it up so I birth bars...
Rakim - I'ma stck My dick in ur ear, & fuck What u heard :!:

I can't think of more rite now, But i'll let u know If I remember them.....
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 10:26 AM

Qaphelani - Ngishiya umrapper edidekile njengemizwa yesitabane
Prokid - They always try to pull u down njengeskibha esiveza umkhaba
Bozza - If i am Chicken then i hip hop iqanda
Ruma - Mina ngiyilensizwa eyeka umkhonto iphathi ugojo, isihlangu somrephanyana ngisihlikiza sinaphazeke njengenyama yamantshontsho
Eminem - see my rhymes ur r generic myne is authetic made, i roll like a renegade u need clinic aid


fuck im losing them
i'll tell u more once i have remembered, peace

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 09:33 PM

Theres alotta sick metas but Ima quote some from my fav underground MC Immortal Technique.

Heres some I remember...

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I leave ya full of clipse like the moon blocking the sun
my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
like an escape tunnel in prison I started from scratch

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The things I've seen in life will make you choke by suprise
Like an aborted fetus in a jar that opened it's eyes

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And niggaz wonder why my heart is filled of hatred an anger
Cause some bitch killed my first born son with a coat hanger

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I never asked to be the messenger but I was chosen
To speak the words of every African slave dumped in the ocean

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When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic
But I refused the offer, 'cuz God sent me to strike
With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke

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And it will take a lake of hydrochloric acid to soften this
I'll fake your parents suicide and kill you in the orphanage

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You motherfuckers are nothing, you cannot harm me
I'll ressurect every aborted baby and start an army

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Immortal Technique will destroy your religion, you stupid bitch
You faker than blue eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix

Theres just too much ill lines to quote from this MC but those are some of my favs.

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Immortal Technique:
I doubt that there could ever be...a more wicked MC
'Cuz AIDs infested child molesters aren't sicker than me

#6 antiklokwize

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 09:04 AM

sho bafethu...
here's a couple mor...

MF Doom

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...tha more yu know, tha more yu know that yu don't know sh*t...
Blug1-DelaSoul

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...like a leorpard, I'm spotted in a club.
Not Sure...

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I create lyrics so deep,
they cant be written on paper wit'out a third dimension,
let me mention, as an EmCee...

Immort. Tech.

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...monopolising weed is virtually imposible,
so it won't be legalised and that's anatha obsticle, but I still grow pocketfulls of tropical...
Tha Last Emperor

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...even third world countries ain't as poor as my eyesight...
Cannabisdiccin Eminem on that Stan joint in "True holly wood stories album"

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stan says to Slim shady...I jus wanted yu to notice that I got talent too/ when I say talent I don't mean battle kid/ I mean story-tellin/ kinda like how yo album is/...
Thirstin Howlett III

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...I'm ill, literate/ yu il-literate/ yo flow's absent like souls on tha internet/...

elevate, Bless.[/i]
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 10:30 PM

damn..thread shd not fade away..nah..never...i jus cldnt stop reading..

deep shit..
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 11:11 PM

I like these line i heard...

Nas "Get Down"

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i rolled with some crips down to a Crenshaw funeral
neva saw so many men slaughterd and i knew the hoe responsible
the nigga still alive in Hospital,
midnight they crept in his room and shot the doctor too

Nas "Live at the Barbeque" (Before Illmatic)

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street's disciple, my raps are trifle, i shoot slugs from brain just like a rifle

Common "The 6th Sense

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":"im morpheus in this Hip Hop Matrix, exposing fake shit"

Talib Kweli "Move Something"

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Lets see what's next up on the menu run up in you
Lyrics that be fuckin with you
In the mental
Pick any mental
Instra, funda, dentra
Extra Extra large like the borough of brooklyn~the residential

Biggie Smalls "Flava in ya Ear (Remix)"

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Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays,
Fuck a fair one I get mines the fast way,
The ski mask way,
Uhh,
Ransom notes,
Far from handsome...but damn a nigga tote,
[What ya' tote]
more guns than roses,
Foes is,
shaking in their boots,
Invisible bullies like The Gooch,
Disappear...vamoose...you're wack to me,
Take them rhymes back to the factory,
I see,
The gimmicks...the wack lyrics,
The shit is depressing...pathetic...please forget it,
You're mad cause my style you're admiring,
Don't be mad...UPS is hiring

I just love the way he flowed on this, i had to put it...lol and this too

Inspector Deck "Wu Tang Clan -C.R.E.A.M"

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Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young black youth
But shorty's running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
And ain't trying to hear what I'm kickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what? That life is hectic

Big Daddy Kane "Raw"

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I damage ya I'm not an amateur but a pro-
-fessional unquestionable without doubt superb
So full of action, my name should be a verb

MC Eith of Compton's Most Wanted "Hood Took Me Under"
From Grand Theft Auto San Andreas ( it made me dig into Westcoast old school)

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at school slappin on the girls' asses
fuck a white education so i skipped a lot of classes
cos there aint no teaching a nigga white reality
teach me the muthafuckin gang mentality

I got lots more but i guess you guys would get bored at them....

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 03:15 AM

san andreas also got me into that west coast shit.............i neva listened 2 eazy-e b4..........

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:39 PM

Matrix

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...yo presence makes no appearance like absent students,

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...I don't give a fcuk, like celibate virgins practicin' sexual abstinence...

Common on Revolution

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...if revolution was a movie I'd be theme music...
Cannabis

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...to Japanese, I'm tha pilot flyin' ova Nagasaki
...forgot tha name...

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...eaze off tha trigga talk cuz yu aint killin sh*t...
Bush Babiez

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Donna Karren aint carin' what yo baby's wearin'( I swear)/ how much silver can one woman wear/ if she really wanna shine/ have a crib and a career/...

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:57 PM

Habbit said:

Proverb - I've lost patience like hospital beds :!:

I think this line's been used before, when I heard it from Proverb it was not the 1st time.
I think Hype Compilation Vol 1. one of the tracks there, I cant remember which
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 01:42 PM

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 02:07 PM

too many shots in da air like a basket ball match//
but me and my team leave da scene with no small scratch//
///AM TOO UNDERGROUNG LIKE A PAIR OF FOOT PRINTS //

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 04:15 PM

"consciouse of yo non-sense
in '88 sold more powder than Johnson and Johnson"....Big PaPPa

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ya'll niggaz sound like me...now everbody tryna rhyme like the K.I.D...ha its all good..

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 10:32 AM

What up peeps, here r sum phors & punches I just remembered...

Canibus - One of a kind, I got divine chromosomes in me/ My sperm'll scramble the eggs in a woman's ovaries...
Canibus - A 100 times as nice as ur best is/ twice as arrogant as KRS is/ who wanna test this/fcuk y'all u don't impress me & y'all can't test me/ an mcee so ill I got AIDS scared 2 catch me.. :!:
Canibus - I was in the garden of eden gettin' lifted/ stickin' dick 2 Eve b4 she was Adam's mistress :!:
Eminem - I'm bizarre & ill/ I scar & kill/ u wern't a star until I served u like a bar & grill
Talib Kweli - Mcees r in the closet like wire hangers
Nas - U don't want no beef u a vegeterian
Proverb - I'm like a bandage the more I rap the bigger the injury
(A part of this line was bitten by Pro Kid when he battled Kaydo in YFM)
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Posted 01 February 2006 - 02:37 PM

my fav: Prokid - if the shoe fits woza la ndikufaki scathulo
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 10:57 AM

word, anticlock

Upmost - If you dont understand my sh*t, try my urine

Munetsi- I go bananas, even King Kong is after me

Zubs- Like an athletic shepard I run pasture/ past ya

Common- What good is a Range when its time to head home

Dramatik- he knows he is f*cked when he drops his bars like inmates in prison showers :lol:
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 05:19 PM

Canibus:- you will get wet: from horizontal rain droplets: comin from barrels of metallic object:
Canibus:- coz n!ggaz get shot in the face on the ground shakin like tectonic platez that coz earth quakes:

Golden shovel:- Fuck windows, i run gates and Dos, so Bill can look throw his windows xp and see me on stage:
Golden shovle:- My thoughts are down to earth like a vicious alligator six pack:

Mathematical thoughts:- i write rhymes so fertile even a bitch on birth control pillz can get pregnant by touchin the word phrase:
mathematical thoughts:- i flip the script like my book of rhymes was doing gymnastics:

Zubz:- you Kruger national park emceez are game reserved:
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 08:13 AM

...sumbuddy pretty pleez sticky this thread...
what y'all think...
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Anticlock...

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...I lit a spliff/ an they got stoned/
like sinners in biblical timez...

Imm. Tech

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...I elevate to tha point of reversin' gravity...

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 08:43 AM

"I'm like Larry when the Fishburne, I burn rubber"

Methodman - What it means: hes like larry fishburne, when the fish burn = when hes hittin that pussy, I burn rubber, he melts the condom.

Simple yet effective. Yet another from the brother with the awkward metaphores.

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