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#1 Guest_exclibarz_*

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 05:19 PM

When i caught the young fuk...

wut i did is, i boxed him in,
till his nose fell in,
collapsed into his skull,
and fractured his whole dome with a TIM
broke his fukin torso in three
The human body excluding the head and limbs;
i rip throat, float thru switchin glox like criss cross and make u jump jump
left your nogging lost like a ship lost in the fog, at sea,
then blast three rounds to his skull
so you can roll and be a human bowling ball,
leave ribs popped, bits of your anatomy bobbin in the DNA, sorta like DMX,
more DNA then a hemophiliac b!tch on PMS
sumdoctor with a phd found sum shi he described as "oh my goodness"
with a hole in his chest from testing trying to step to me,
i spit the words that pole vault from my lips, to reach a distant level beyond, trust me i will hurt you like stones, sticks and pebbles
shi..

another crash test dummy,carring out tes t tryna step to me, left bashed in, thrashed with an asz cheak ripped, feds askin "wuts this his ear?" mix and match your eyes lids with your but* cheaks, so u can relate to your but*head peeps, and so u can see wut i mean bou you kid
bend them guns you hold dear, with the heatwave of spit i lace with deep molten sense from the centre of the earths radius
fukin cabbage patch bitc, u a$s-cle@vage breathin stiffy
listen...note his moms missin ha son, so they cloned sum dung and handed that xerox to his moms and pops,
destroyed the f@g in a street fight,a ken hadu-ken
..caus i maintain more game then toys-r-us
my bad, my fault that i hada ta kick his azs
found this clown tuckin in to yet another boyz-buns,
splayin the @nus prayin saying "oh lord bless the hands that make each morsal, " screaming "ba|ls glorious gro!ns" between each jungle oyster,
amen.
make my knuckles take jogz through and poll vault thru your thorax
i love wh0res and b|tchies like the relationship between boars and obelix,
so ill ease up on u bad b!tch... c, Nash i jus wana fondle them t!ts
hell ya "YOU GIVE A DEATH BLOW" wen yo heads lols and lil men fill your throat

im havin fun with this keystyle


y die tryin to fuk wit i,
i ...am... the one, aire to the sun,
got guns, but id rather pop ear drums
with the spear sounds, that clear lungs of 0,
-eternal- the way i burn like olympic torch,
my flow pumped with phat like drums of oil,
i evolved from poison,
my bog gets sold off like bars of gold
kept locked and monitored, watch closer then stocks and bond
auction my toe jam, "coniferous hand the way i rock cash", kids want to collect my nail clippings and own them like those green lil soldier men.
a mystical dragon
with spear sounds, aimed from spear guns,
when i speak in tounges, flames lick at my rhymes, giving me the hot spits,
thata topple your wit, fuk it i got pistons for fist.
that can bottle yo ribs, have u organ downing, asking the nurse to ruturn the molar u dropped while u on life support. tol..u.. not.. to fuk wit the monster
a whaler the way i snipe
big fish in between them chix Vagin(french)
so -note- your whole pantih0e flossing stank a$s feti$h mob get fuked,
i got blue blood,
that's royal to all yall ignorant coc-holes,
so i gots to reign the twin glox, and crown u with a (lead) cap
im on that Phat farm like cokerel on fattening prog,
caus im fukin explode, wen i open a form,
and destroy your corny flowing nonsense for compost,
gay shi makes Prince toss and turn
shi i "com"-bust,
my flows seem magnetic the way they negativley attract bad publicity, they catch me giving whippin to this b!tch like Kunta-kinte with hooks on chains. dumb fuk loves to bum rush like gold rush,
try orientation around me and these magnetic attractve flows'l fuk up your compus,
and girls run wen im on the campus, caus they kno like i kno, that "no di|do go wher i go", tell em NASH you lil orienta| t0pless p0le dance double d cone girl,
pull them p@nties to the corner, and let me stick your lips and rip your c|itgirl gimme some skin.







............portabl decon team(dungeon dome consealeth thy wisdom)

#2 Guest_Yung-t_*

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 05:57 PM

SICK SHIT!!! YO CHECK MY MURDER KEYSTYLE


THis is a murderous rhyme of some cats life i got deprived
kick him in the spine with my cheapest timberland,they was so cheap coz i got `em in england.....
anyway he fell over and bent his hand,smacked his face and coughed blood from his saliva gland,
I ran away 20 metres and charged his torso like a batterin ram ,
i tripped 2 metres away from him but my elbows engraved into his diaphragm,
`WHOS da man` he said it again ,he said it was Ja rule,he was a die hard fan,..
I couldn`t take that shit so hiw ears got split from his head n glued to his tit with dry blood that i was drawin from a tap i plugged in his dick.
I was goin mental i started to feel to gentle so i plugged his ass with 9cm cubed candle....
my sanity was dismantled from my brain i went insane like charles bronson and kicked his balls around like a football game..
Steamin like a train my black face went red he was half dead shakin hands wit the reaper of death.....`MOI`!
laffin in his face like `MOOOHAHA`
I started spittin lazer rhymes at him erodin round his heart till it got thin..
i burnt that mother fucker with 2 barrels of kerosene...by the way he was called eugene.
A gay motherfucker that wore tight jeans,i was a violence fene
i couldn`t help but shatter his spleen n dreams like mrs..madeleen(my headmaster)

I was rhymin to myself dancin in his blood messed up my boots,police tryin to shoot n i said `i was provoked by this dude`
battle rhymes with cops my words left their tazers in shock,
my hands hiked their pockets and got a ride from their keys/
the preacher pulled out his glock and said`lord this muhfuks times up on his clock`
he shot i ducked like the matrix through my pager in his anus,beep it went at least now the vision is censored,now i`m mentored by cenatours from star trek coz i`m off this planet like ALF and luv pussy on menopause......


I HAVE TOO SAY MYSLEF THAT MINE WAS A BIT WEAK....BUT IS A BOT O FUN....

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 06:18 PM

....ummm it was too long, make it shorter. I'd only read it all if you had skill. Dawg if you could see how complex my punches get, you'd feel me too.

DaRk's thoughts detach hearts off from body cavities
Dawg, you'd need a 'bright' idea just to fathom it
Ma 'Mike's' grabbin you, hangin you off balconies on some 'Jackson' ish
Collapse yo rips and break yo lungs after I spit only half~of~it
Know that when I hold flows I receed the whole globe
Leave ya wit gross holes like a nigga wit no nose
I'm so cole.....got tac-tics minus tha tac toe
Cause I'm quick ta 'Ex' niggas of yo 'Calibar'
Damage ya, catz is like 'O' dis nigga's attackin ya
I'm passin ya....
You're to patient to breathe like niggas wit no stamina
Ma bars stay beside tha flow like most coast banisters
I'm so Fabulous, ya'll niggas ain't go no Clue
My fingers stay sticky, ya'll niggas ain't got no glue
From my perspective ya'll niggas ain't got no view
Dropped yo crew,
Blaze bucks from a dome wit no 'cents' when I aim shots - so sue?.......

Too easy, I told I don't battle no mo tho....mayne. Just do yo thing.
==It's DaRk Out==

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 06:41 PM

On any joint, I make so many points - commas are jealous
I battle using karma as my weapon
I sit back and study Osama's sermons
While I'm emersed wit serpants
Rehearsin verses - like Christians praising Jesus wit scriptures in churches
Pictures of hearses reveal themselves on the surface
Demons is lurkin, I randomly speak absurdly
Centripical forces from the darkest corners, harken closer
You're fightin fo life like a heartless soldier
When toasters depart from holsters
I remove the weight of tha world off yo shoulders (gravity?)
Listen as the missels whistle past yo temples
Holy Spirits, screming 'Jesus' is tha last you mentioned
After-ascension is the only punctuation end with when I grasp this pencil.....

I guess this is for dat cat after Excalibur.....whoever want it.

#5 Killa dee

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 02:40 PM

y u writin long shyt?
i'll show y'all what a bitchnigga can do?
My lyrics be tyte y'all hataz lay low / get u recognised like u was gettin fake dough / i hit u reel hard no hittin wit a blow / my simple tactic is my lyrical flow / u actin tuff now who rappin for / my hot rhymes kill ya like u was a burnin toast / in da rap game u amateur, i be ur host / make u keep cryin insteada sendin mo posts / now what? u want beef? / i battle ya like u was a midnite thief / leave behind me poolz of ur red blood / ahead of me my rhymez be ill n jus flood / can't even construct ur sentences / this shit soundz fake n make no rite senses / u cant read shit wit out ur contact lenses / me i stay tite makin no offenses /
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#6 Killa dee

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 02:54 PM

yo btw,i aint dissin nyone rite herre
jus need to practise some battlerhymin, ight
L8eRz

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Posted 19 February 2003 - 09:28 AM

yo! killa dee/i put u down twice already/if i was to do a third/advice:be ready/i can c u'r face fadin/why this chick wanna battle me/i have a flow as fine as the powder named royco/thaz y mo niggaz call me dustFLO/i spit like a snake that don't rattle/trespass and kill tha cattle/ma shit is just phat oooh!/i'm gonna make history/i'm gonna make u go I-C-U 4 recovery/like said biggie/only 4 this time t'll b yea//[/img][/quote]

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 08:47 AM

DaRk said:

....ummm it was too long, make it shorter. I'd only read it all if you had skill. Dawg if you could see how complex my punches get, you'd feel me too.

DaRk's thoughts detach hearts off from body cavities
Dawg, you'd need a 'bright' idea just to fathom it
Ma 'Mike's' grabbin you, hangin you off balconies on some 'Jackson' ish
Collapse yo rips and break yo lungs after I spit only half~of~it
Know that when I hold flows I receed the whole globe
Leave ya wit gross holes like a nigga wit no nose
I'm so cole.....got tac-tics minus tha tac toe
Cause I'm quick ta 'Ex' niggas of yo 'Calibar'
Damage ya, catz is like 'O' dis nigga's attackin ya
I'm passin ya....
You're to patient to breathe like niggas wit no stamina
Ma bars stay beside tha flow like most coast banisters
I'm so Fabulous, ya'll niggas ain't go no Clue
My fingers stay sticky, ya'll niggas ain't got no glue
From my perspective ya'll niggas ain't got no view
Dropped yo crew,
Blaze bucks from a dome wit no 'cents' when I aim shots - so sue?.......

Too easy, I told I don't battle no mo tho....mayne. Just do yo thing.
==It's DaRk Out==

Who can hang?

#9 Guest_Yung-T_*

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 12:57 PM

I keep hangin like a noose//
I never hit the ground even when my knees is loose//
Coz when i got a `mike` i got stamina like `tyson`//
Performing poisionous lyrical rituals like singing in the rain of ricin//
The iller flows like sewer plants come to infect my foes//
Decreasin u too dirt that lays between my toes//
Blind u with bright light shining from bracelets glows//
My first rhyme 2 months back is engraved in granite stone//
In the back of the mountains where all the kings roamed//
my physical form a metaphor for disorder, son of the devil i turn wine into water//
I`m about to heat ur central nervous like ur bodies got internal saunas//
u`ll know when u bump into me coz i stick out like sharp corners//

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 08:38 PM

Im big league
You pee wee
You remind me of paul Rueben
Going to clubs checkin out dudes
You better find you a woman
Once you hit that shit
I swear youll switch
Stop acting like a bitch
I aint even tryin to hear what your saying
You wasting my time
U would draw a bigger crowd if you were mime
All these bitches around me, they are mine
They know when I get on the mic its when I shine
You mad I push weight
And u sell dimes
That aint no problem of mine
Don’t hate me hate the game
Im just in this shit for a lil bit of fame
Im like a tiger that u just cant tame
Bitches around me smiling and laughing
You aint a challenge im still relaxing
Break me out of a chill
Is when I throw you on a grill
Ill tear you like raw meat
Then will you accept defeat?

Champions rise to the occasion
Get paid take a vacation
Don’t hate me for bangin this hot ass asian
You are startin to shrivel like a California raisan
You heard me thru the grape vine
That aint no lie
U wish you was me
Im glad im not you
You sound worse than Russian lesbians called tatu
U remind me of a pop tart
Soft in the middle

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Posted 28 February 2003 - 05:29 AM

Who are you barking at? Whenever you battlin someone, ya'll catz need to learn how to at least put their names in it....so that they can know and so that it won't look like you used an old rhyme?

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Posted 28 February 2003 - 11:49 AM

this dude i know, no one know em so i kept it low, that who i barkin at





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