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[theme elohim]

Its been long, my dick feels the same, proudly nodding its head/
we both point,shoot and flow but I use verses instead/
but fertilize quicker than my sperm could fertilize your girl's fresh eggs/
while you still dumping your kids in the intestines of vasectomized fags/
its Theme, back in the flesh, dont let the internet fool you/
in the highway of information we cause accidents with pshycic voodoo/
had forgotten of netceeing,gave my fingertips a rest/
like an unloaded gun does to a bullet proof vest/
just a freestyle to dump it on you quicker than constipated dudes/
you'll never see me like a trenchcoat on a photo set of posing nudes/
Calling out Eljodi, cant even hope for life he's reading this/
coz brail is difficult to read if your fingers shiver from syphilis/
Who wanna claim the spot disguised in a herd of rabid leopards/
I'll let a homeless guy lend you a quarter if you think its worth the effort/

[eljodi]

how can u call me out dude, shitz miss matched.. lyk apopyalips n ricaz battle... okay letz tango any way.. set it up. letz see how far i've gone.. battling a king lyk u dawg it an honour. respect

[eljodi]

hey boss what are the criteria..we just playin or already battling.. i mean rulez.. boss

[theme elohim]

You set up the rules, like hymens I'll still break em/
If I make em, its the sure antidote to apocalyptic mayhem/
I'm straight from the underground, like them Chilean miners/
call you to order like stuck-up waiters at your local diner/
check your vagina, aint nothing much that stands out/
I'll leave you wetter than the fabric on your boyfriend's couch/

yeah yeah....right here dawg...much love, no homo...lets free...make the rules

[theme elohim]

remember one thing...if you keep telling yourself shit is mismatched, then you will never catch on to the Goliath/David effect... :idea:

[eljodi]

12barz, categoriez vote... here it goez.
You say u with a crown(bottle) fuck it i got the openner/ sucking on the crown of my cock and thats an opener/ you homo aint getting a cock you shooting blanks/ like u derseve it u only get some when you wank(tom wanks) duck willy wanka(wonka) cuz i eat your chocolate barz/ i'll clear my throat and still murder you with a roar/fuck the lime lite, lemon and the torch hype, orange n the lighter kite, apple and latern bike,/ you cant fuck with my poetry cuz i done serve you a female poet with a deep pussy/ a way ahead of you, your pastense lawrence burnt fish/ carry(carey) ur self lyk mariah/ lyrically am call the eater(theater) cuz rapperz freak out, watching eat up rapperz wrapped up in wrapperz( n rapperz) who're wack rapperz lyk your self/ be on the fence(defence) when i attack itz the only move you make/ i got pleaded upon not murdering you for ur title sake/ but it dont mean shit/ ure an ass itz all you spit/my current flow leavez me incharge by the second

[eljodi]

sory my phone. ran out of character input.. i'll cont. here
my current flowz leavez me incharge by the second(charge/ time: current)/give it up you suck lyk strawz and thumbz in a babyz mouth/ am all about hour(our;ahh) lxk secondz and minutez of the time/ running lapz lyk race trackz i be stepping on ur linez/ i know i spot theme coughin( coffin) u venomless quit tryin to puff adder(harder)/ droping shit,, baby still in diaperz/ i see silly(cicily) rapperz acting lyk lyrical maffiaz/ i aced this shit for u itz over(hova)

thatz it may d best man win. first 3vote.. cul with u boss

[theme elohim]

Sound like you training for the gold medal of Weird Olympics/
Laws of physics, request that you slow your gimmicks/
I'm pure red wine, you aint an opener you a cockscrew/
So you be sucking on a cock before it pop into you/
which female poet with a deep pussy, c'mon dawg yours is see thru/
thats why your diarrheoa gets confused over which hole to seep thru/
coz your anus always occupied, either dildo or mandingo/
I'm ten times your double album when dropping a single/
I aint even on beast mode, rip codes like zip lock bags/
so fly, my rhyme book always suffers from jet leg/
You from Sicily?, that explains the syphilis/
You a feminin Hercules/ aint quarterback enough to tackle this/

[eljodi]

heaven knowz i'll leave u locked up behind hell (el) barz

[theme elohim]

Hells bars? Dawg I've held them and ripped them off the hinges/
aint no love, this aint Serena and comeback from Martina Hingis/
I can tell you're lost for words, I can give you text for text directions/
your aim is misdirected like male prison erections/
I'm no longer hard, I'm Ahmadinej-hard/
started fighting with lightning bolts as a stand in for God/

[eljodi]

am the God, so ì dwell way above your mortal comprehension/ if you a battle with me you won disguise(the skys)/ AM bigger than you lyrically forget about size/ hell rejoice cuz am bringing another soul condemned for eternity/ the only time you went underground waz when u were palz with bugz bunny/ itz not about first or got the most verse/ i body bag you, leave your for head crested/ any contender facing off, backz down when i show em where theme is rested/ masturbating on a rock but you aint cumming hard/ offend me and feel the wrath of this immortal being,,, i down graded n rather became a lyrical feind/you need more space in your(jeans) genes, i got super human trace in mine/ so itz hard for you to decode my rhyme/ emasculating each line you drop got u looking clueless/ you wouldnt earn your stripez in a herd of zebraz you cock sucking jewish/

[vindictive-o]

wow enough already...give us space to vote.
ill use the first rhyme each one of yall put

theme elohim said:

just a freestyle to dump it on you quicker than constipated dudes/
you'll never see me like a trenchcoat on a photo set of posing nudes/

liked that....okay
multies-theme
rhyme-theme
metaphors-theme
wordplay-
f*#% it, theme takes it, his flows where also easier to read.

[Uncaged Thot]

Ofcos Theme takes it! this wasn't a battle, it was an ass whipping!
But i guess Eljodi came into it knowing!

[vindictive-o]

this site is full of lazy people who dont want to read. uncaged...battled with theme recently, i suggest you put up vote er too, seems like theme, eljodi, rika and i are the only pis on the site. :evil:

[mceeQ]

clear winner in my book, my vote is theme(good to see u back here)
@vin pples do come on site i vist AHH everyday but theres some cats dat jus chat garbage n to reply is jus to fuel em more,we need a lil skill in netceeig on site,nway dats my opinion.

[d2]

word up Q,its been a long time on this site....
welcome bac theme,this is dark and hell is hot,both dudes came lyrical weponry
but only one takes it which is theme.

[vindictive-o]

point taken Q!!!
ayo theme...you chickened out on our battle. you still havent posted? :P
i grow weary of waiting.........................................................

[100bars]

its good to see the heat still hear,kinda back though...you came hard but theme came the hardest

[eljodi]

:lol: nice session respect............