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[Sike The God]

Here's a battle that went down on another site between Intel and I..

This was multiple rounds and we may continue it some other time..

This isn't for votes by the way, Just showcasing..


Oh and my other alias is K_FUCKIN_O!! You guys should understand everything else..


Sike:

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My IQ is heavens solar system... your skies are my domes floors/
My mind is a known source/ a much wiser & bold force/ of knowledge
- I got *intel on lock* like spies in the cold war!/ Leave your eyes with
a stoned shore/.. like the south of lake keowee../ grounded, flaked & bony/
for sounding fake & phony like country tapes on sony!/ Plus I'll leave you
pounded, raped & holy like the frowned mistakes of goalies!/ make this
dork die in minutes - accord my assistance - abort thy existence/ cause
you couldn't work out the w - using force times the distance!

Intel:

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Those bars were tough as kelis's milkshakes... MINUS THE ACCIDITY!! lol
SIKES YOUR KILLING ME!!!!! your verse resembles a cross between TROGLODYTES AND MINI ME!
intel'ligence lines are bout as old as KNIGHTS AND CHIVARLY .....
your punchlines are going no where fast ......kinda like this SITE'S "ACTIVITY!"

ill have sikes BEHOLDING HIS FATE....MAGGOT...ill bruise his nose repeatedly till it becomes ENCLOSED IN HIS FACE...FACT IS....
im Psych's *worse nightmare* like CLAUSTROPHOBICS IN STRAIGHT JACKETS"

Sike:

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I’ll split your building blocks like MASONS IN ATOMIC COMBUSTIONS
DISPLAYING COMICAL PUNCHES?- You’ve lost it...
You’re like Ipod firmware – ONE DROP’LL ERASE YA LOGICAL FUNCTIONS!!

Intelligence lines? Well I’ll BLOW YA MIND STATE like neurologists on AMMONIUM NITRATE/
While your shitty lines as effective OPIUM FREIGHT TRAINS filled with SODIUMS DRY STATES!/

I’m like Derek Barbosa - bringing MENSA WITS TO RAP FANS
just to compete on my level.. You BEST TO GET IN CAT SCANS
cause I’m leaving you with “more cuts” than CENCORSHIP ON JACKASS/

Intel:

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lol... sikes, you WILL RESPECT MINE! youre past youre efficiency, like RPMS ENTERING REDLINES
your last verse was like a parody of bill nye the science guy MIMIC'ing TECH N9nE!

I LITERALLY DISECT SPINES!.. but you lack the BACKBONE COWARD!
my verses BLAST VOLTS OUTWARD! in your direction... "my flows" are equivalent to taking ACETONE SHOWERS!!!!!

by the 4th round..


i guaranteed youll START TO STUMBLE, take hold as the DARKNESS SUCCUMBS YOU!
..."K-O?!?!?!?" your *punches*last verse sound like they were written by a victim of CARPAL TUNNEL!

Sike:

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LOL!!

CARPAL TUNNEL? Sure.. my hands MARKED TO STUMP YO
Cause your HEART TO CRUMBLE like it’s CARVED IN RUBBLE
Flows so sick – you get dropped in oceans for the SHARKS TO FUCK YOU!

Lol, whatever.. just fuckin around.. time to kill you..

It’s time to bring you back to "AFRICAN HIP HOP"
With "DRASTIC & SICK DROPS"
You get *subjected to heat* like thermo-"PLASTICS IN GIFT SHOPS"
I’ll *flex* your "BACK INTO CRISS-CROSS" like "ELASTICS IN SLING SHOTS!!"...
I’ll "GRACE YA TOMBS ETERNAL WISH" this "BLADE'll GROOM YA MURDER BITCH"
Getting your neck *tipped off*... like "BREAKING NEWS TO JOURNALISTS!!"...
See, I’m "DIRECTING FISTS TO DOMES", "DISECTING RIPPING BONES"..
quickly *open ya back* – like "ELECTRICS FIXING PHONES"..
Intel’s getting "SLAUGHTERED, NOW, IT’S SHOW TIME"
Cause your "CORPSE TO DROWN IN COAST TIDES"...
Your talent pool's like Nina Si mone’s hair: It got "WATERED DOWN & BLOW DRIED!!".. lol..
No way to "BEAT THESE RHYMES SON"
You couldn’t bring an *unpreventable sickness* with "DIABETES TYPE ONE!!"..
Yo... Someone just advise this "HOBO TO GET A BENEFIT PLAN"..
Your rhymes show less life than the "PHOTO’S OF THE KENEWICK MAN!!"

Intel:

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LOLOLOL OL OMG ... this guys getting crazy in here! !ROLFrolfrolf! lets bring it back!!!.




im 'STRAIGHT BEHEADING THIS WEAK-FOOL!' carved in rubble? you mean u banging 'CEMENT AGAINST CHEAP TOOLS!?!' sike's is 'PATHETIC CREEP-WHO'LL' get put to bed quicker than nap time with 'SEXUAL PREDATORS IN PRE-SCHOOLS!'



oh noo .... loll shouldnt've gotten me warmed up !




by battling me YOUR ONLY 'SLOWING YOUR PROGRESS!!' ill stomp your spine until your vertebrate are 'ENGULFED INTO DARKNESS!'
and SNAPS in so many places, it'll sound like rounds of applause at A POETRY CONTEST!

K-O... will get 'DEGRADED AND FIST FUCKED!' ... this *couch potato's* about to 'FILETED AND CRISS CUT!!!' sikes you're *out of your league* lol... like UNSEDATED RAPISTS IN STRIP CLUBS!!!

battling this "NEXT BEST"....? ILL PASS!"...this dudes 2 lines from "GETTING HIS CHEST.. ALL SMASHED!!" i mean.. K-fuckin-O's
been punched *red* in more *rings* than my "REFURBISH XBOX HAS!"

take note and watch ALL HELL ARISE!!! commenting nina's hair? i can tell HE GETS ALONG WELL WITH GUYS!!!!! lol....probably why your girlfriends like your cliche personals stating that " INTEL'S INSIDE!"

ILL IMPALE HIS EYES...WITH A "SLEW OF COMETS"...youre like 09 draft picks from the HOUSTON ROCKETS! a no body..... who's *all talk... and no delivery* like RTM'S RECRUITMENT TOPICS!

Sike:

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Yo, I’ma leave this kid on MIDDLE EARTH W/ THE MAP RUINED
as I’m KILLIN, MURDERING PLATOONS
with methods to *Extract your life* quicker than GIVING BIRTH IN A VACUUM...

SPIT THE WORDS TO A RAP TUNE..? You can’t stomach me, my SHIT IS UN-EDIBLE...
Like multiplication in roman numerals – My SCRIPTS ARE UNMEASUREABLE!!..
While this dude proved *Weaker bases* than PRESCRIPTION DRUG CHEMICALS!!...

SPLITTING LUNGS SYMMETRICAL...
*Cut your air* faster than *carburettors* and leave you CHOKING LIKE ITS MOTOR..
You’ll see more flips than Asians getting PROVOKED INSIDE A DOJO..
Fuck it, I’d even win while *holding back* like couples POSING FOR A PHOTO!!.. lol

I’m certified ill, watch your ENTIRE CREW GET SMOKED from the DIRE SPEWS I SPOKE
I’m A VIOLENT DUDE WHO KNOWS how to SILENCE YOU W/ JOKES
cause for real, You’re coming off *Second best* like IRON BREW TO COKE!!...

I killed you first round, all I’m doing now is DARTING COFFINS, SPARKING PROBLEMS,
While your punches get *All smiles - no laughs* like MARTIN LAWRENCE!!..

I’d reference your girl too - She’s that TROLL FROM THE FOLK LORE..
Everytime you touch her face it’s like HOLDING A COLD SORE & leaves you HOPING YA SCOPED MORE!!.. lol
Yo, Only way *intel got me low as possible* is with the QUOTIENTS IN GOLF SCORES...

See I’m ONE OF RAPS FINEST, my PUNCHES SCRAP MINORS...
Intel’s *Flows are nonexistent*.. I guess his TOUNGE IS ANHYDROUS!!..

Intel:

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one slash from the scythe will REMOVE HIS THROAT..... THIS DUDE IS TOAST...like jam and eggs...
Theres NO CHANCE he'll leave with NO-EL's... kinda like SCROOGE'S GHOST!

im LOSING HOPE ..sikes..? theres no way hes SURVIVING TODAY!!....somebody please come ENLIGHTEN THIS GAY!..he's in over his head......like a surfer chasing down LEVIATHAN'S WAVES..

theres no competing this battle ... HE LACKS THE PUNCHES...
ill SLASH THIS MUNCHKIN till he becomes a protheses' mascot and his spine has DRASTIC HUNCHES!

[iam]

that great
lovin it

[Kizito]

Shoot Sheep Sheet Sht Sh*t

you guys are sooooooooooo f*kng crazy!!! i am eternally.. (till i get there in a couple lifetimes) HUMBLED!! :lol:

AHH CLASSIC!

[100bars]

this is so similar to gods of war

[arithmetic logic]

doods never slowed down a sec... keep it flowing!

[arkmed]

To d moderators~can you move this battle to the Hall Of Fame.
Respect

[Rikambura]

one mistake we do is thinkin' that tough words will make us look doper..keepin' it simple sometimes is the key

[100bars]

outstanding and bright like street lights :idea:

[Shun J]

Eish.

This is the 3rd time i change my vote.

SIKE.